Immortals

"Navigating the film's mounting erotic bloodlust proves tedious, until the show-stopping final battle between gods and Titans in one chamber, Theseus and Hyperion in another, at which point logic melts away completely and the pic's raison d'etre emerges -- namely, to justify staging a fight scene for the ages."

"Good-looking to a fault, Immortals boasts moments of undeniable grandeur. Elsewhere, though, it is deathly dull."

"It's a murky, addled affair, the CGI effects are third-rate and the violence makes it unsuitable for young audiences."

"An entertaining if not entirely studious classical mythology yarn."

"Without doubt the best-looking awful movie you will ever see."

"Immortals is not only entirely without humor, but is dominated by a lot of huffing and puffing, thunderous self-importance and windy Socratic quotations about the immortality and divinity of men's souls. You just have to roll your eyes after a while."

"What saves Immortals as a moviegoing experience is the exuberant, kid-in-a-candy-store virtuosity of its director."

"It has more than enough blood, guts and glamour to satisfy."

"It isn’t any smarter than its inspirations, just prettier."