Vampires Suck

2010

82 mins

Directed by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
4%
29%
15+
Comedy

A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends... More

A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. From the makers of Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and Date Movie.

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Vampires Suck | Ratings & Reviews

4_%91 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes® rating
29_%75,204 reviews
Audience score rating
15+Age suitability
Children & Media rating

"The lame mediocrity of Vampires Suck undeniably reps an advance for writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. By just about any other standard, however, this instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless."

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Variety

"This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves."

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The New York Times

""Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites."

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New York Daily News

"The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms."

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Hollywood Reporter

"If ever there's a movie description to strike dread into the heart of a film reviewer's heart it's this phrase: ``From the guys who brought you Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and Date Movie.''"

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